Texas Deer Hunter Story

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by hduc2005, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near

    highway 481 in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold December morning.



    Suddenly, a huge non-typical buck walked out over the corn they had

    spread in the senderos w/ a tailgate feeder. Moving quickly, the hunter

    carefully aimed the Leupold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the

    unsuspecting buck.



    As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime,

    his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly by down

    481.



    The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took

    off his hat, bowed his head, and then closed his eyes in prayer.

    His friend was stunned. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and

    touching thing I have ever seen you do. You are indeed the kindest

    man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."



    The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
     
  2. J.C.

    J.C. New Member

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