The Boyscout camping trip.......

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by BUNNYMAN, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    Dear Mom & Dad,

    Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the
    flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and
    two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned
    because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

    Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't
    write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and
    rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark
    if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at
    Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he
    did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

    Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The
    wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our
    clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We
    will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It
    wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we
    left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to
    expect something to break down, that's probably why he can't get
    insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it
    dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It
    gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding
    in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

    Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he's a good driver. In
    fact, he is teaching Jesse how to drive on the mountain roads where
    there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.
    This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming
    out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't
    swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he
    let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still
    see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

    Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some Scoutmasters. He didn't even
    get mad about us not wearing life jackets. He has to spend a lot of
    time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any
    trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges.
    When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a
    tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said
    it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken.

    He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so
    glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured
    out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the
    way, what is a pedal file? I have to go now. We are going to town to
    mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything.
    We are fine.
     
  2. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Yhat's great...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

  3. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    I think I went to that summer camp when I was a kid.
     
  4. hoyt_hunter007

    hoyt_hunter007 Senior Member

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    I'm laughing so hard im starting to cry :laugh:

    FYI, i am an Eagle Scout, and i think ive been to that camp also :tape: