the broken mower

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

    The Broken Mower

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something

    else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf – always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will

    always have a limp.

    Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.