The Hillbilly Vasectomy

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  1. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    Here is one for all my southern friends. Yes I'm talkin to you HS.:hug:


    THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
    shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    ( you'll love this...)

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington DC .
     
  2. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Ron
     

  3. 'SIN'ERGY

    'SIN'ERGY Senior Member

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    Evidently it works for Reading Pa residents as well??:laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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    This is so funny :laugh:
    I belive I would have got me a larger bed.:biggrin1:
     
  5. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Now that's funny.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    all i can say is...........:lol:
     
  7. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. outdoorsman

    outdoorsman Senior Member

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    :laugh: :lol: :Cry: .........
     
  9. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Classic!!!
     
  10. Dredly

    Dredly Site Guru

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    nah, in Reading they use a lit crack pipe :D
     
  11. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    now that's funny
     
  12. papito

    papito Petering it since 06

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    thats too funy