The irishman and the Mormon

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  1. Dredly

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    A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.



    The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.


    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let that liquor touch my lips."



    The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know that was a choice!!!!!"
     
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