A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of > gorilla. Within a > >few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very > difficult to handle. Upon > >examination, the veterinarian determined the > problem. The gorilla was in > >season. To make matters worse, there was no male > gorilla available. > >Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper > thought of Bobby Lee Walton, > >a redneck part-time worker responsible for > cleaning the animal cages. > >Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense > but possessed ample > >ability to satisfy a female of any species. > > > >The Zoo Keeper > >thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was > >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing > to mate with the gorilla > >for $500.00? > > > >Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would > have to think the > >matter over carefully. The following day, he > announced that he would > >accept their offer, but only under four conditions. > > > >1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her > on the mouth." The > >Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. > > > >2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one > about this." The > >Keeper again readily agreed to this condition. > > > >3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the > childrun raised Southern > >Baptist." Once again it was agreed. > > > >4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta > give me another week to > >come up with the $500.00."