These are REAL 911 Calls!

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by bill10418, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. bill10418

    bill10418 Why be Normal

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    Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
    Dispatcher : Excuse me?
    Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwi ch and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
    Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
    Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I' m not stupid.

    My Personal Favorite!!!
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

    And the winner is..........

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispa tcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police
     
  2. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

  3. longcut36

    longcut36 Senior Member

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    hard to believe these are real calls
     
  4. bullspotter

    bullspotter Senior Member

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    not really now days, people do the darnest things anymore.......:doh: :noidea:
     
  5. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    I totally believe all of those.

    Have you ever stood back and listened to some of the people at the mall??? Reall winners :dizzy: and the scary thing is they are breeding.:doh: :frusty:
     
  6. Josh_Putman

    Josh_Putman My little huntin buddy

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    Kind of like walking around at the county fair. The weirdo's really come out of the woodwork then. Makes you wonder where they hide the rest of the year. :noidea:
     
  7. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    :doh: :frusty: :doh: :doh: :doh: