Thoughts to Ponder.......

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Those are funny...
:laugh:

Ron

 

I think someone has way too much free time on their hands.:tape:

 

I think some of us need to learn how to post in the off topic and wait for chris to approve them......

 

I think some of us need to learn to post all info in one post and not put 2 or 3 posts in a row in the same thread within 5 minutes.:doh:

 

whats that supposed to mean???....I havent figured out the hole multi quote thing yet:noidea:

 

heres one for smokes.....

freezing?



60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Potsdam sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Saranac Lake gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Lake Placid have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Upstate Pulaski close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Malone let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Folks in Potsdam get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Upstate New York start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late.

 

ive heard that same one, only with iowa in NY's place....probably true in both places...

get this, today the high was 78 degrees....one week ago we had a huge blizzard with 12+ inches of snow...gotta love good ol' midwest weather...:doh:

 

Just want to go on record and say, I am not a true Californian! I claim Idaho or Oregon. (I was raised in Oregon):biggrin1:

 

Yeah.............we can tell.:laugh:

 

thats enough out of you tiny......eace:

 

I haven't figured it out either :noidea: BUT, probly could if I tried :biggrin1:

 

TINY..................:laugh: now that is funny you little pip squeek.eace:

 

thats the difference between me and you...well one of them anyway....I will need my15 year old sister to come and show me how....

 

Another difference is you shoot a PINK bow and she shoots a camo bow.:biggrin1:

 

:laugh: :laugh: good one

 

thats because she's not man enough to shoot a pink bow.....

 

I think its because she is a little tom boyish.:noidea: No offense there Wheels.:hug:

 

A little????:noidea: no offence wheels....