True story

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by hduc2005, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. hduc2005

    hduc2005 Senior Member

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    A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

    "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

    "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

    The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

    At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!!
     
  2. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :tape: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

  3. j3dGuam

    j3dGuam Senior Member

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    Ouch!!!!:laugh: :laugh: I like Honda............Crotch Rockets
     
  4. lungcutter

    lungcutter Senior Member

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    I will pass this one on to my dad. He just bought a Gold Wing and had it turned into a trike. He is always asking if I want to go for a ride.:laugh:
     
  5. QSA

    QSA One eyed/Gutless wonder

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    I do not blam the kid. He has taste.
     
  6. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. kbohunt

    kbohunt are u a fat boy?

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    Ya!

    If i was still a kid
    I would have done the same!:laugh:
     
  8. hitman846

    hitman846 Non Camper

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    :tape: :tape: :tape:
     
  9. MoBowman

    MoBowman Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: