Turpentine

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

    The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

    The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's @$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
     
  2. bagel77

    bagel77 New Member

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    LOL....that is funny
     

  3. ace7038

    ace7038 New Member

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    Good one for sure!