What do deer think. I DO NOT know if this is true. it came in an email

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, May 8, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bowhunter, was being
    interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion
    came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked Ted,
    "What do you think is the last thought in the head of
    a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my
    friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my
    brother?'"

    Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of
    thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to
    eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run
    fast enough to get away. They are very much like the
    French."
     
  2. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Gotta love Uncle Ted...:rockon:

    I hope it is true...
     

  3. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    I thought I was german, I'll have to check my family tree cause it seems like I may be french.
     
  4. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    oh lord......thats almost as funny as the original post.....:biggrin1:
     
  5. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    Now that's funny...
     
  6. STRO

    STRO get'n rid of target panic

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    If it were only true. :noidea: :noidea:
     
  7. two_shoes

    two_shoes YOU! Get in my belly!

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    I'm part "French" Canadien... 2/3rds! Would explain a lot!
     
  8. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    tip toeing thru the tulips do you????:biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
  9. two_shoes

    two_shoes YOU! Get in my belly!

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    Only with YOU! :laugh:
     
  10. BowhuntnHoosier

    BowhuntnHoosier Bisquit.......

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    :laugh: Thats ole Uncle Ted for ya. Always sayin what he is thinkin.:peace:
     
  11. papito

    papito Petering it since 06

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    i got a cousin in law twice removed thats french does that count???
     
  12. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    I think your high on brake fluid......:noidea: