What would you do?

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  1. scottg

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    A man, returning home a day early from a business
    trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
    The man suspected his wife was having an affair and
    he intended to catch her in the act.

    While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he
    would be a witness for $100 and the cabby agreed.
    Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
    tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on
    the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was
    his wife in bed with another man.

    The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife
    shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous!
    I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the
    Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin
    cruiser. He paid for your season Chicago Bears Tickets.
    He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country
    club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
    looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would
    you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him
    up with that blanket before he catches a cold."