Yall gonna poop yourselves after reading this one

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Southernfryedyankee, Sep 24, 2007.

  1. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
    And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
    I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".
    I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"
    He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but I have to finish your lawn now."
     
  2. SinGin

    SinGin Banned

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    Does Jesus clean gutters? Let me know
     

  3. Southernfryedyankee

    Southernfryedyankee Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA