Zoo Funny

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by scottg, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. scottg

    scottg Huntin Junkie

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    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife
    are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute,
    loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing
    his normal
    jeans and a T-shirt.
    The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through
    the ape exhibit,they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla.
    Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended) He jumps up
    on
    the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and
    pounds
    his chest with his free hand.
    He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
    husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He
    suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
    suggests
    she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does,

    and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
    the dead.
    Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall
    to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear
    the bars down.
    "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it
    at him." he says....this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now
    he's
    doing flips.
    Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
    door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door

    shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
     
  2. brokenarrow

    brokenarrow Evil Genius

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    :tape: :pound: :pound: :pound:
     

  3. BUNNYMAN

    BUNNYMAN I pray for you!

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    not where I thought that was going........hey smokes do you give this the Smokes seal of approval???

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. Gator eye

    Gator eye Guest

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    Got to copy this off and leave it to be found...:tape:
     
  5. Holy Smokes

    Holy Smokes Senior Member

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  6. Ronhop

    Ronhop RIP

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    Sweet revenge...
    :lol:

    Ron